WORKERS REVOLUTION IN THE OFFING
Freedom!

Plans to overthrow the capitalist state should swing into action by next week.

Political activists, radical anarchists, screaming socialists and national arsonists have all clubbed together to buy fire bombs, stink bombs, cherry bombs and Billy bombs in order to create chaos across the land at about 10.30 next Wednesday morning.

The secret plans by the self-styled Mel Gibson View of Scottishness Army were leaked to the Reckless by a former disgruntled member.

'I decided to expose them because I couldn't stomach their extremist views any longer, by the way,' he commented.

'The final straw was their policy on STV which basically involved 24 hour Braveheart re-runs interspersed with an extended Scotland Today and several cries of 'Freeeeeedum! Ya Bass.'

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