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NEWS published 12.02am

VIOLENCE
The only thing that'll make them see sense


If you remember this Mott the Hoople anthem where violins (geddit?) were wittily deployed, from the 1973 album Mott you may be in need of therapy.

Otherwise you may feel compelled to drag out the old LP and twist again to gems such as 'All the Way from Memphis', 'Honaloochie Boogie', and, of course, the classic, 'I Wish I Was Your Mother'

Available now from all discerning record shops nowhere near you.

Police are treating this case as hopeless.

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