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NEWS published 12.02am

TOLERANCE ABOLISHED
Government get tough (a bit)

The government has decreed that it will no longer tolerate tolerance - so there.

Tony Blur made the shock announcement in the House of Commons yesterday to cries of, 'Shame!', 'Boo!' and 'Where the hell am I?'

From now on, said the Blurred one, no-one gets away with anything unless I tell them it's OK.

When asked if he could be more specific, Tony rallied beautifully while adopting Chandler from Friends' voice saying:

'Could I be more specific?'

Thunderous applause broke out throughout the chamber and indeed across the land. The guy is that good.

Political pundits are treating the case as fictitious.

 

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