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NO WHISKY IN THE BAR

If you go down to Hunter Square
You'll find a bar called The Tron down there
The music's great and the clientele
But the drinks in the joint are all to hell

They've got Jack Daniels and alcopops
Kiddie drinks and lager tops
All the chemicals you need
If you like it fizzy, fizzy's guaranteed

But you won't find a drop of the stuff
That's made this nation strong
No uisge beatha - it's wrong
There's no whisky in the bar

It should be illegal - yay
To not serve scotch in Scotland - hey
Someone call the authorities
I need Highland Park, Glenmorangie

Glenlivet, Ardbeg, Bladnoch
The Macallan, Talisker
Glenfiddich, I could go on for years
I've said your names, sponsor me - cheers!

 

 


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