MSPs PICNIC

If you go down to Holyrood today
You'll never believe your eyes
They're talking shite and blethering pish
And eating all the pies
Forfar bridies and Scotch eggs
Salmond has got shares in Greggs
And they put it all on their expenses

Alex Salmond
He got banned
From Weightwatchers in Scotland
With a deep fried Tunnocks Caramel Log
He'll die like Elvis
On the bog

 

 

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