Gordon Brewer
He's so dour

Oh ja hoor
As we say in Fife

He can sneer
He can scowl
I think he must have an irritated bowel

You can catch him on Newsnight nightly
He's a Tony Wilson lookalikey

You want sarcastic?
He's fantastic
You want cynical?
He is the pinnacle

He makes Droopy look like Hurricane Higgins
He makes Morrisey look like Biggins

There's no-one more world weary
He makes Victor Meldrew look cheery


Ja hoor it's Gordon Brewer

C'mon let's take a guided tour
Round the mind of Gordon Brewer
No-one else can feel his pain
His disgust and his disdain

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