I was walking doon the road the other day
When this wee boy, he comes up to me, like
I thought he'd lost his mammy
That was like the way it seemed
He looked disappointed at my jeans

Then I saw his face
Aw fuck - it's Justin Bieber!
Not a hair out of place
Or brain cell in his mind

What a gub
Oooooh Justin Beiber
Like a golden retriever with vacant eyes

And then I saw his face
I was like - Justin Bieber!
I wish I'd had some mace
Oh, that's a bit much, eh?
Oh what a gub
What about a lemon squeezer?
Aw, his wee smily face though, eh?

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