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BALD, FIFTY AND FAT
(Mackay/Short)

Bald, Fifty and Fat

Bald, fifty and fat,
I laugh and joke to hide the tears
Bald, fifty and fat
I've never seen my dick in years!

Lost ma wife and maist o ma friends
Only see the weans at weekends
cos I'm bald, fifty and fat
that's a fact

Bald, fifty and fat,
I'm off the smack and on the dole
Bald, fifty and fat,
I'll never get ma Nat King Cole

I hug the bar of the Golden Acorn
I've no idea where the hell I'm gaun
cos I'm bald, fifty and fat
that's a fact

Bald, fifty and fat,
The roll-ups make me pech an wheeze
I'm auld, thrifty and knacked,
An I survive on chips an cheese

Maybe I should get made over
And be a smooth Raith Rover
Yeah, get a back, sack and crack
What's wrang wi that?


What's wrang wi that?


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