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NEWS published 12.02am Monday, February 21, 2000

IT'S ALL SO BLEEDIN' POINTLESS
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So these two blokes walk into a bar and one of them says to the barman,

'Hey, where's all the dancing girls at?'

And the barman says,

'Is it really necessary for there to be two blokes in this joke?'

Whereupon the two blokes, with considerable alacrity and a dollop of panache suddenly realise the whole futility of existence.

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