KING OF THE SWINGERS (Perjury Mix)
(Mackay)
Well I'm the King of the Swingers in Solidarity
I thought I'd got away with it, but not, apparently
Cos everyone's still against me in my old party
Now I'm up again but this time it is perjury
Oh ooh be doo, I told the truth
The whole truth and nothing but the truth
You see it's true
I'm just like youse
Get it right up ye, News of the Screws
I was doing my radio show when they came to pounce
Which was a pain - the weather forecast I could not announce
The polis came to get me in an armoured truck
Well, I was going to support them on their strike, but now they can get ti fuck
I hope they do not send me to the old Bar-L
Cos it is hellish in there and there's no sun beds as well
There's criminals up and down this land from John O'Groats to Uist
But I bet they put me in a cell with that fucking stupid canoeist
(inspired by this news story)
(from the album We Mean Something)
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