MUSIC
JEREMY PAXMAN
(Mackay)
Jeremy Paxman reads the news
But he can't stop farting
There he sits with a dose of the shits
Going trump, trump, trump
Parp!
As a result he's wearing a hole in the seat of his Y-fronts
Off he pops down the shops to M&S
He lives in fear on Newsnight of following through
Can you imagine him doing a shite in the middle of an interview
With Gordon Brown - hey!
Jeremy cleverly pulls a face everytime he blows off
So the next time he does that, you will know
But one night he met his match, interviewing John Prescott
He can fart for England and they cleared the studio
In Who's Who, his hobbies are dumping and letting off (steam!)
He's so proud of his jobbies, he's constantly touching cloth
There's a turtle head!
Jeremy, Jeremy, everyone's enemy
He is full of shit
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