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I'M DEAD
(Mackay)
I'm dead, I like it too
It's nice and hot and there's lots to do and see
And everything's free
Jimi Hendrix smells of sick
Marc Bolan's walking round with a great big twig sticking out his head
Yeah - it's great when you're dead!
Elvis Presley smells of cheese
Blue Peter's Petra's got fleas
Nobody speaks to Doris Stokes
And everyone laughs at my jokes
It's heaven!
The Queen Mother reeks of gin
Lena Zavaroni is really, really thin
And George Best is back in a Hibs vest
No, no, no, no, there's no limits
And no ghosts - Oliver Reed's had all the spirits round here
And most of the beer
Nobody plays with Rod Hull
And all the suicide bombers are dull
They were promised virgins
They got Bernard Manning
I'm dead
(from
the album Tartan
Special)
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