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Imagine there's No Lennon
It's really quite easy
Cos he was shot dead by Mark Chapman
In 1980

Imagine all The Beatles
Living in Cowdenbeath
You may like Freddie and The Dreamers
But I prefer The Only Ones
Maybe some day Oasis
Will stop ripping off The Beatles songs

(from the album Delusions Of Banter)


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You Tube video of Dawkins and Hawking performing Imagine

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Britney's Got Tarrant
Whisky Galore In The Jar
Satan In The Body
Bye Bye Wendy
Mince & Tatties Qualitate
5000 Yobbos
I Can't Afford To Die Anymore
I Wish I Could Write A Serious Song
Egyptian Cream
March Of The Alcoholic Siamese Twins
Anything Ending With A 'Y'
To Be Frank
Perfect! Skint!
Alistair Darling
Crash Gordon vs Mandy
Dear Ringo
He's From Barcelona
A Frightfully Posh Halloween
Kerry Katona
The 80s
Forever In Hi-Vis
Charlie Is A Dalek
Thousands Of Racists Are Leaving Town
Float On (Pirate Mix)
Letter To Michael Jackson
No More Woolies
I'm Serious
Terrorist Medley

Only Shoes
King Of The Swingers (BB Edition)
Dedicated Follower of Fascism
Bendy Bus Song

Vatican Broadside (Treasury version)
Crazy Boris
Everybody's Heard About The Words
It's Mustard, Richard. Mustard!
Southerness Is Painless
Satellite Blow Up
Noel Yell
Scary Wee Boy
Mary Had A Little Chav
Royal Bank Of Scotland
Bohemian Anchovy
Chief Whip
Gordon Brown (Superhero mix)
Clare Balding-A-Ling
Phineas Freak and the Smooth Perturbations
Bathgate Queen
Swine Flu
Totally Fired
Joanna Lumley
Welcome To The Problem
The Man Whose Job Exploded
Me And My Man Boobs
Korea Opportunities
The Pet Shop Man
Goodbye Hazel Blears
Coronation Steen
Gonna Make You A Czar
Points Of View
I Am The Fly
Solid Gold Easy Redaction
Everybody's Dying Nowadays
The Sensational Alex Salmond Band

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