Elected

I'm your top prime cut of meat in Scotch pies
Ah wannae be elected
I'm disarmingly charming, you can see it in my eyes
Ah wannae be elected
The kids want peace and justice too
Ah wannae be elected
And Tunnocks Tea Cakes and Irn Bru
Ah wannae be elected

Elected....

I wouldn't lie to you, I've always been nice
Ah wannae be elected
And drinking whisky is my only vice
Ah wannae be elected
OK, so I get through 2 litres a day
Ah wanny be elected
But you couldnae do this sober, could you? No way
Ah wannae be elected

Elected....

'Mon the schemies from the run down estates of Caledonia!

We're gonna win this one, take the country by storm
Ah wannae be elected
You and me together, young and strong
Ah wannae be elected
We might lack charisma, pizazz and panache
Ah wannae be elected
But we've got a fucking parliament and a shit load of cash
Ah wannae be elected

Elected...

 

(with apologies to Alice Cooper)

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(from the album It's The Bomb!)

Previously

My Beautiful Ninja Her Lips Were Made to Kiss Megaphones Where I Live 666 Great Junction Street Joss Hard Shoulder Merciless Eyebrows Sanity is not Statistical Gie's Yer Jaiket Middle-Management I Fought the War (And the War Won) Dead Cowboy Carolyn Yes Chris's House Hungover and Out Match Steward Inscrutable Coupon The Day We Went To See They Might Be Giants Michael Cade Orang Utan Jesus Hates Me The Leith Police Dismisseth Us The Butcher Zoo Suits Beyoncé is my Fiancée That's George Galloway, Son Of Mince and Men (Do the) Leith Walk Bute House Sycophants Wetherspoons Nights The Rainbow Song The Bar is High WTFAYBOA Pink Floyd Are Shit Lost in Franz Ferdinand Zoinks! A Tenner Central Belt Blues Dead Funny God in a Box There Was A Rock Critic Rowche Rumble Bingo Master's Breakout Touch Sensitive Kurt Cobana Delete As Applicable When Not To Talk Panto Radio Reckless 300 Words Ad Lib Don't Involve Yourself The Sound of Music Falling Apart Itchy Feet Rainy Friday Kill Together The Plagiarist It's a Long Way Back to Beethoven

Who Takes The Blame Please Pass The Milk I Hear The Wind Blow When It Wants Mysterious Whisper The Guy Who Hit Me In The Eye New Friend Heimlich Manoeuvres in the Dark The Frosty Snowman Hey! Student Cindy Tells Edinburgh Man The Littlest Rebel Living Too Late Jawbone and the Air Rifle Do Not Drink The Tennents Everything Is Catching On Fire Rock JD I Don't Understand You Darkened Corridors King of the Swingers Fuck This Shit Wherever's the Fuckin' Taxi, Cunt? Should I Stay Or Should I Go? Heaven Flesh Number One (Beatle Dennis) Listening To The Higsons Bannockburning Stipetoe In The Rain Daz For Dania Mouldy Old D'Oh Lady McCartney Tangled Up In Blue 99% of Gargoyles Look Like Bob Todd There She Goes Lashed Christmas O.C. Clause Nae Luck Everybody Parly and Happy Scary Burd Love Thy Violence

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