THE CURRY SONG
(Mackay)
The Curry Song by Tommy Mackay
Good evening, my darling. I have made your tea.
I have been following a special recipe
Oooh, a curry for my tea - whoop de diddly dee eee
What d'you think?
It is very chewy and it's got a bite.
That is cos, my darling it is made of dog shite
Oooh, a curry for my tea - whoop de diddly dee eee
What is this for pudding? It is not Dream Topping.
No, that's cos, my darling, that is hamster droppings
Oooh, a curry for my tea - whoop de diddly dee eee
These cheese and biscuits taste very bitter.
That's because I have been rummaging in the cat litter
Oooh, a curry for my tea - whoop de diddly dee eee
What is this we're drinking? It is not white wine.
Yes, that's right, you've guesssed it - it is cat urine
Oooh, a curry for my tea - whoop de diddly dee eee
A curry for my tea washed down with cat pea
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