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NEWS published 12.02am

NOW THAT WE'VE FOUND LOVE
What are we going to do with it?

A package containing lurve has been handed in to the Reckless offices. It is understood to have been left by a distraught Conservative MSP who could find no use for it.

If anyone out there could do with some love in their life then they are quite welcome to come and pick it up cos we don't want it thank you very much.

 

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