THE FIRST MINISTER'S DRESSING GOWN
(Mackay)
I'm famous off the internet
I was in Jack McConnell's cabinet
of drink that is. I nicked his booze
You might have seen me on You Tube
Bouncing on the Bute House bed
And getting completely off my head
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Cos whenever I come into town
I like to wear the First Minister's dressing gown
Well, I've been around, I like a laugh
You should have seen me in Alex Salmond's bath
Singing Madonna's 'Like A Virgin'
To a photograph of Nicola Sturgeon
But at least I had the decency to wear a mask
When I slipped into Annabel Goldie's basque
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Now Colin Fox, he is my pal
He lent me his Das Kapital
He said capitalists are a bunch of cunts
You should have seen me in his Karl Marx Y- fronts
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The Green Party are very nice
I popped round once for beans and rice
But all the guys adorned their cocks
With Robin Harper's rainbow socks
Not very trendy
Nor environmentally friendly
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