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NEWS published 12.02am

THE END IS NIGH
Yes, it's true - ah well, never mind, eh?

A top scientist has discovered that we only have sixteen days to live.

Oh well, never mind, eh?

We're all going down the pub. I don't know about you lot, but we've never really cared about you anyway to tell you the truth. So, see ya!

 

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