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The government yesterday unleashed its latest plans to keep the nation healthy - eat food.

Along with drinking liquids and breathing air, these are now the three main planks of the government's radical new health initiative launched in an effort to try and cut back on all those ill people cluttering up the hospitals.

A healthy government minister said, 'These fundamental policies should ensure that every man, woman and sprog in this wunnerful land of ours will become very fit and healthy and that.'

When quizzed about the government's policy on Bridies the minister refused to comment.

 

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