GORDON BROWN

Gordon Brown, Kirkcaldy's son
Now he says he'll support Eng er land
Prudent and tight, oh what a shite
Oh he's a clown, that Gordon Brown

Talk about glory hunter
Part of the New Labour junta
He must think we're thick, he makes me feel sick
Oh he's a clown, that Gordon Brown

Gordon Brown, oh what a mess
Swapped the saltire for the 3 lions vest
He can't rock the boat, oh it sticks in your throat
Oh he's a clown, that Gordon Brown

 

(with apologies to The Stranglers)
Stranglers: That's alright, Tommy. No bother.
Tommy: Fine. I never liked youse anyway.

 

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