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NEWS published 12.02am

DRUGS BARONS' NOBILITY QUESTIONED
Punters confused


It emerged from figures and statistics and big numbers yesterday that several people are unable to understand how drugs barons acquired their royal status.

A posh bloke from Who's Who, explained: 'Are you extracting the Michael my good fellow?'

It would appear therefore that some people are born Royal, some attain Royalness and others have Royality thrust upon them along with great bags of smack.

 

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