MAN HITS LOLLIPOP LADY
She was asking for it!
Big Bill Blunty hit out yesterday at the lollipop
lady monitoring his local school crossing.
a fascist' he declared. 'Look at that, She lets anyone
cross. She lets everyone cross. Look, look, they're
no even kids, they're teenagers from the next estate.
Oooh, I canny stand it.'
to restrain his mounting frustration, Bill stormed
the crossing and proceeded to give the lollipop lady
a right mouthful.
content with this torrent of verbal abuse, Bill continued
to visit upon the unfortunate purveyor of lollipopal
guidance a series of severe do-ings involving fists
and, sad to say, knees (two thereof).
the Reckless cannot openly condone such behavior,
we find it incredibly hard to conceal our glee that
an authority figure has been subjected to unjustifiable
retribution by a member of the ignoramus classes.
we love them thickos so much. They continually boost
our circulation unaware of our unadultarated hatred
of them. You'd think they would have sussed us out
by now. But that's why we love them - they haven't
- ha ha ha ha.