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BAD MAN HITS LOLLIPOP LADY
She was asking for it!

Big Bill Blunty hit out yesterday at the lollipop lady monitoring his local school crossing.

'Thon's a fascist' he declared. 'Look at that, She lets anyone cross. She lets everyone cross. Look, look, they're no even kids, they're teenagers from the next estate. Oooh, I canny stand it.'

Unable to restrain his mounting frustration, Bill stormed the crossing and proceeded to give the lollipop lady a right mouthful.

Not content with this torrent of verbal abuse, Bill continued to visit upon the unfortunate purveyor of lollipopal guidance a series of severe do-ings involving fists and, sad to say, knees (two thereof).

While the Reckless cannot openly condone such behavior, we find it incredibly hard to conceal our glee that an authority figure has been subjected to unjustifiable retribution by a member of the ignoramus classes.

God, we love them thickos so much. They continually boost our circulation unaware of our unadultarated hatred of them. You'd think they would have sussed us out by now. But that's why we love them - they haven't - ha ha ha ha.

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