JUDITH CHARMERS
EXPOSED (published 1 December
2003)
THE BIG CONSTIPATION
(published 1 December 2003)
A website launched by the goverment this week aims to bring relief to millions sufferering under the current regime. THIS
IS YOUR LIFE SPECIAL (published
8 December 2003)
A special edition of This is your Life featuring Michael Aspel ripping through the stomach of actor John Hurt has been recorded for a Christmas special. JESUS JAPES (published
15 December 2003)
So...that's how he did it.
Opportunity Ox
Jesus walking on waiter
The Three Wisemen BAITING BEAGLES
(published 15 December 2003)
A dramatic new evolutionary development has been discovered this week: the underwater cunning of dogs.
DC THOMSON UPGRADE
(published 22 December 2003)
Comic publishing giants DC Thomson have radically upgraded their Beano characters to reflect the changing modern scary type world.
ST ANDREWS SHOCKER
(published 22 December 2003)
The latest must have accessory for posh golfers this year is the puffer fish ball.
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