LABOUR RAWK (published
4 August 2003)
After Cherie Blair's rousing rendition of When I'm 64 earlier this week, the Labour party has elected to rebrand itself as a supergroup. That's good eh? BLAKEY'S 7 (published
4 August 2003)
The BBC have announced plans to bring sciffy masterpiece Blakey's 7 back to our screens - the continuing antics of a cheeky double decker bus crew hurtling through outer space whilst being kept in check by their hilarious Hitler like inspector. Not to be missed probably. DIZZY
DAZZLES (published 11 August 2003)
A new musical instrument and possible dodgy euphemism was unveiled this week - the jazz bagpipes. Designed to frighten even the most determined of tourists loitering within Princes Street. CONNERY CAMPS
IT UP (published 18 August 2003)
Shorn Canary blew into the Edinburgh Film Festival this week sporting a surprising new image for his fans. "I'm down with the kidsh, you know shunny Jim. I jusht love that new group Kish," he dribbled. JASON
AND FREDDY DO LUNCH (published
18 August 2003)
Top horror luvvies, Jason and Freddy were spotted out on the town this week facing that age old Chinese dilemma.
DODDY'S WORLD
TOUR (published 25 August 2003)
Ken Dodd has embarked on a world tour where he is causing outbreaks of extreme merriment amongst African wildlife. He has, however, left behind his Diddymen for fear of offending the pygmies.
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